"Give back that helmet maggot or you're going to get an ass kicking of epic proportions. Don't make me beat you with this shovel..."
Yeah, I can't draw crew cuts worth a damn.
I have no idea why I like Soldier so much. I really don't. When I first found TF2, I was totally fangirling over Engie (which I still do...), but slooooowly got pulled over to Soldier. I think it was the laughing bit in "Meet the Soldier." Something about that and his...unique take on Sun Tzu just makes me love the big lummox. That and I love just the occasional seeing of one eye. Keep your little Scouts, I'll take Solly.